Straight From the Horses Mouth
What's it like being on a boat when horses can't swim?
Anonymous

Horses can swim. Doggy Style:)

Unfollow me.

Isabel, I’m just trying to see who I really voted for in the election.

You are a whore. :)
Anonymous

Horses party hard.:)

dear Horsey face, I know you are really a girl just like someone else I know you know...He who shall not be named, So my question is why? and how does it feel to have a pink girly flowery laptop? and how does it feel to be compared to He who shall not be named? thanks With love..jk i hate you
Anonymous

You shall never speak the name of the forsaken one doing it would bringing you eternal shame as a horse. It feels great having a pink laptop I feel like a limited edition barbie. However, the stickers that someone vandalized my laptop with during yearbook are starting to peel off sadly. “With love..jk i hate you” anonymous 

Thank you, what can I say I love horses.

Thank you, what can I say I love horses.

Who does your makeup? May I have their business card?
Anonymous

Very good question, I mostly get my make up from horse’s outlet very nice product really brings out your teeth

badlipreading:

“RICK PERRY” — A BLR Soundbite

What the fuck is this?
Anonymous

That is the question we all wonder. But you should be making cookies and brownies instead of asking me questions. I still feel dumb for saying that only brownies is racist infront of the McDonald’s employee he is probably so confused.

Does that mean there are that many Jokers in Russia?

Does that mean there are that many Jokers in Russia?

hi i need some help, you seem like you have the experience to help me. So my friend ran away and we can't find him! i have looked every where he usually hangs out, his parents aren't around anymore so he lives with me. We even share a bed ;). anyway I was wondering if you know how to find some one that is lost? thanks for the help! (:
Anonymous

Very good question, ok first of all have you tried a big twinkie if he is fat he will come running true story? Is he gay now if not probably check strip clubs that’s where I found my dad when he ran away. If that doesn’t work he is gone you must not have been good enough in bed sorry